{"id":1,"date":"2009-06-21T15:42:46","date_gmt":"2009-06-21T20:42:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fivetools.com\/blog\/?p=1"},"modified":"2009-06-22T10:50:38","modified_gmt":"2009-06-22T15:50:38","slug":"hello-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fivetools.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/21\/hello-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Hello 21st Century"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-52\" title=\"the future was awesome\" src=\"http:\/\/www.fivetools.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/tron_large_021.jpg\" alt=\"tron\" width=\"500\" height=\"351\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.fivetools.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/tron_large_021.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.fivetools.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/tron_large_021-300x210.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Your eyes do not deceive you. Long-neglected, hopelessly obsolete, Web 0.0 <strong>fivetools.com<\/strong> has been dragged kicking and screaming into the future. Or at the very least, into the present. That counts for something, right?<\/p>\n<p>All of your old favorite content resides to the right, with all its original urlage, links preserved. (Most of them, anyway. I&#8217;m using <a href=\"http:\/\/bandcamp.com\/\">bandcamp<\/a> now to host the PPH stuff and will migrate the DiskothiQ stuff over there too eventually. Just seems easier, and better.) But now you can also\u00a0<em>subscribe<\/em> (!) to a <em>feed<\/em> (!!!) and stay abreast of regularly added <em>new content <\/em>(exclamation points to infinity). So please do. Subscribe, I mean. Figuring out how to make WordPress do what I wanted it to was a pain in the ass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your eyes do not deceive you. Long-neglected, hopelessly obsolete, Web 0.0 fivetools.com has been dragged kicking and screaming into the future. Or at the very least, into the present. That counts for something, right? All of your old favorite content resides to the right, with all its original urlage, links preserved. (Most of them, anyway. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-administrative"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fivetools.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fivetools.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fivetools.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fivetools.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fivetools.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.fivetools.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58,"href":"http:\/\/www.fivetools.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1\/revisions\/58"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.fivetools.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fivetools.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.fivetools.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}