WELCOME. There are no 2005 Baseball Diaries, obviously. Last season’s attempt to revive them turned out to be the final nail in the coffin. Ah well. Go here instead. It’s funnier.

STILL AVAILABLE: Deluxe hardcopy editions of the 2000 and 2001 diaries, beautifully typeset if I may say so myself and printed on 60# paper. Bonus appendices with box scores! Value added! Six bucks each, postage paid. While they last.